In Other Words with Dave 

Dear Santa, it’s me, Dave — longtime believer, occasional rule-breaker, and certified good boy (pending your final review). I’m sending this letter early this year, before Alison finds a way to edit it. 

I’ve been on my best behavior this year…mostly. I’ve learned that the turbo boost button in my car should only be used when Alison isn’t in the passenger seat. I’ve learned to load the dishwasher correctly, and I’ve achieved inner peace at 4-way stops, even in Edmond, where many drivers base the right-of-way on car value. If these don’t qualify me for the Nice List, please reconsider your grading system. 

In the spirit of the season, I submit my humble Christmas list: 

• More hair, if you have any in stock. I’m running low. If you don’t have any, I’d be happy to receive more hats. Preferably, no flat bills, please.

• An extra hour in every day labeled “Do Not Schedule.” 

• Two invitations to Taylor and Travis’s wedding—or perhaps another Chiefs Super Bowl victory. 

• More small dinner plates. With the household’s “no paper plates” policy remaining non-negotiable, they always seem to be in the sink or dishwasher. 

• And most importantly, continued good health for my family and me — and our two dogs, Bailey and Redford. 

Regarding gratitude, I appreciate the opportunity to work with the wonderful team at Back40 and Edmond Outlook—as well as our advertisers who make this magazine possible. I’m thankful for my ongoing remission, Alison, my friends, and AT&T dropping fiber in my neighborhood. 

Merry Christmas, Santa. I’ll leave some cookies out, but please be careful with the plate. Remember, we’re running low on those.